Today, I should blog on the the World Health Organization using Vedic Yoga to contact-trace Chinavirus. *Gunner looks out the window.* Screw that, it's too nice outside. BEACH TRIP! Lover's Point in Monterey County is one of my favorite snorkeling spots. The area is better protected from Pacific Ocean currents than Santa Cruz and just … Continue reading Travelogue: Lovers Point

You've heard about the St. Louis snitches who didn't realize that their e-mails were stored as documents of public record, and therefore were made available to their targets via Freedom Of Information Act requests. I came across the list and let's cover the highlights! I've made no effort to remove any personally identifying information. It's … Continue reading Snitches Get… Talked About

Like Crossfit, I've waited a long time to slam on Planet Fitness, aka Planet Fatness. It's hard to mock a fitness chain that prides itself on humiliating anybody who lifts over 75lbs but waiting for them to virtue-signal during a crisis did the trick. Planet Fitness uses 'Pizza Monday' to donate food to hospitals htt … Continue reading Planet Fatness Signals Virtue

I've been waiting to cover the Ahmaud Arbery shooting for the other shoe to drop. The facts so far: Ahmaud was happily jogging down the road on a sunny Georgia Day when three evil white men drove up and shotgunned him in cold blood... because he was black and the whiteys thought a black man … Continue reading A Baptist Vampire Discusses Ahmaud Arbery

The following is not a meme: Except it was a bar. The hair salon was in Dallas. Texas cops in tense standoff with six heavily armed men who were protecting a bar owner as she reopened her business in defiance of the state's stay-at-home orders htt ps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8290869/Cops-arrest-Texas-bar-owner-six-armed-supporters-tries-reopen-establishment.html By Andrew Court, 5 May 2020 Texas police … Continue reading Cuckoldavirus Hits Open Texas

Sharkly decided to go public with his perfectly reasonable frustrations at being sold down the River Chilamony by the local clergy that he should have been able to trust. Let's dig in to what happens when the Cult of Nice is forced to take a side. Whitewater Cunt-Immunity Church https://whitewatercommunitychurch.wordpress.com/2020/04/30/whitewater-cunt-immunity-church/ 30 April 2020 Whitewater Community … Continue reading When the Cult Of Nice Breaks

What a coincidence that the alarmist advisor to the UK government, whose work justified the subsequent Wu Flu Lockdown, is not only a male feminist but a hypocrite, too. Professor Lockdown Resigns After Breaking Own Lockdown Rules to Meet Lover: Report https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/05/05/professor-lockdown-quits-after-breaking-own-rules-to-meet-lover/ By Oliver JJ Lane, 5 May 2020 The UK scientist whose doomsday predictions … Continue reading Physiognomy: Professor Lockdown

On my quarantine-breaking ramblings across north Los Angeles... insofar as I can break quarantine by myself... I came across a "public service" billboard that perfectly illustrates the Socialist thought process. That is one arrogant attitude on display. Two or three, possibly. "Don't vape because soon, science will know what a bad idea it is!" A … Continue reading The Future Is Certain. The Past Is Unknown!

Genesius Times, welcome to my blogroll! The world premier source of news you can TRUST! BREAKING: Skydiver who forgot parachute dies from coronavirus https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-skydiver-who-forgot-parachute-dies-from-coronavirus/ By Exavier Saskagoochie, 9 April 2020 Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida health officials reported that a … Continue reading Skydiving Florida Man Dies of Coronavirus

Let's read the title and just drink it in for a moment: Florida Man Accused of Raping a Woman He Picked Up in a Van Driven by His Mom In the Manosphere, "Alpha" means you're sexy to women. It does not mean you're a decent human being, in fact, there's a strongly negative correlation. Just … Continue reading Zak the Florida Rape Man