Burger King DGAF About Your Blue Pissed Yees

In the spirit of the 21st Century, I have offshored today's snarking to the Miami New Times. Burger King Says F**k Happy With Its New Real Meal Line for Mental Health Awareness Month https://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/burger-king-real-meal-line-for-mental-health-awareness-month-11161744 By Laine Doss, 2 May 2019 For a huge corporation, Burger King has always had a bit of a wild streak … Continue reading Burger King DGAF About Your Blue Pissed Yees

The Sports Illustrated Swim-Burkini Issue

Get your boners ready, young lads! Here it... ...comes. Ugh, what is that? A quilted mannequin? Halima Aden Becomes First Swimsuit Model to Wear Hijab and Burkini in ‘SI’ Swimsuit Issue https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2019/04/29/halima-aden-becomes-first-swimsuit-model-wear-hijab-burkini-si-swimsuit-issue/# By Warner Todd Huston, 29 Apr 2019 For the first time, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has featured a model in full burkini … Continue reading The Sports Illustrated Swim-Burkini Issue

Where Are Nigel Shelby’s Bullies?

Parents shouldn't raise their boys to be suicides by sexually confusing them. https://heavy.com/news/2019/04/jeff-graves/ Nigel Shelby was a 15-year-old Huntsville High School student who committed suicide on the afternoon of April 19. Nigel, who had been battling depression and struggled with his sexuality, also endured constant bullying at school. “Nigel was the sweetest child. He was … Continue reading Where Are Nigel Shelby’s Bullies?