The Third Rule Of A Gunfight

A quick one for the funny files. First Rule Of A Gunfight: bring a gun. Second Rule: Bring friends with guns. and *sigh* Third Rule: Make sure your gun works before go-time. Gunman's weapon jams twice as he tries to shoot woman, NYPD video shows https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-from-nypd-shows-gunmans-weapon-jam-as-he-tries-to-shoot-a-woman 22 July 2019 New York City police released stunning … Continue reading The Third Rule Of A Gunfight

Save Your Mullet, Save Your Marriage

When a wife gives her husband an ultimatum before she's even his wife, there is only one correct response: Which brings us to the tragic pre-tale of PGA golfer Rickie Fowler's mullet. Not even that impressive yet. Rickie Fowler’s Mullet Haircut Is Real MVP of PGA Championship htt ps://heavy.com/sports/2019/05/rickie-fowler-mullet-haircut-why-jarrod-lyle/ Rickie Fowler has a long way … Continue reading Save Your Mullet, Save Your Marriage

Superhappyfunamerica Ordered to Cease and Desist

A new diversity & inclusion behavior that you haven't seen in the headlines is "Straight Pride" marches. There's pushback against the homos, it's just getting the silent treatment, but that dam is beginning to break.  Enjoy a day trip to the following, safe for work unless you're in the corporate sector: http://superhappyfunamerica.com/ STRAIGHT PRIDE FLAG … Continue reading Superhappyfunamerica Ordered to Cease and Desist

NZ Gangs Are Disappointed that Their Victims Remain Armed

There's no surprise that gun confiscation has failed in Kiwi Land. But there IS surprise that a violent gang spokesman talked a little too much to the press. Noncompliance Kneecaps New Zealand's Gun Control Scheme https://reason.com/2019/07/08/noncompliance-kneecaps-new-zealands-gun-control-scheme/ By J.D. Tuccille, 8 July 2019 Once again, responding to a horrendous crime by inflicting knee-jerk, authoritarian restrictions on … Continue reading NZ Gangs Are Disappointed that Their Victims Remain Armed

Choose the Form of the Destructor THIRTEEN

I skipped Twelve for this one because it's that special. San Francisco Police go full woke LGBT and march in a Gay Pride Parade... and their fellow LGBT Paraders attacked them because police work is heteronormative! San Fran PD devote time, funds to Pride Parade- get attacked at parade https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/san-fran-pd-attacked-pride-parade/ By Holly Sullivan, 1 July … Continue reading Choose the Form of the Destructor THIRTEEN

Florida Man Tasers Good Samaritan

And I'm actually sympathetic. There are valuable lessons here for would-be Good Samaritans. Florida man used Taser to fend off bystanders following crash, police say https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-taser-bystanders-crash By Ryan Gaydos, 16 July 2019 A Florida man was arrested Monday after police say he caused a car crash and then used a Taser to threaten bystanders who'd … Continue reading Florida Man Tasers Good Samaritan

Let’s Help The Pentagon Recruit Cybersecurity Experts

It's a Tradcon mistake to offer advice to one's enemies, unless one does it to twist their petards upon their own rhetoric. For this lazy Monday, I twist the Pentagon's petards with honest talk about how they can best staff their cybersecurity department. TL;DR hire the people you're supposed to protect. Tech vanguard is dodging … Continue reading Let’s Help The Pentagon Recruit Cybersecurity Experts

Negress 007 Stars in ‘Dropping the Popcorn’

At least they didn't call it soap. This post is Exhibit "B" in my claim that the next James Bond film will need a literal exorcist. Lashana Lynch will play 007 in new James Bond movie: report https://nypost.com/2019/07/14/lashana-lynch-cast-as-007-in-new-james-bond-movie-report/ By Lee Brown, 14 July 2019 James Bond fans wanting 007 to be either black or female … Continue reading Negress 007 Stars in ‘Dropping the Popcorn’

Reverend Arnaldo Barros, Paladin Of Brazil

I get asked occasionally how I expect modern clergy to behave, amidst all my criticisms of them. Today, a heartwarming positive example from Brazil: Reverend Arnaldo Barros. One way out: Pastors in Brazil converting gang members on YouTube https://www.theoaklandpress.com/lifestyles/one-way-out-pastors-in-brazil-converting-gang-members-on/article_c1aa503c-7b1e-11e9-b988-b711fa938268.html By Marina Lopes of The Washington Post, 10 June 2019 As gang wars drive Brazil's homicide … Continue reading Reverend Arnaldo Barros, Paladin Of Brazil

The Libra

Cryptocurrency is not a concept I understand. Economics has always been rough for me since I took an accounting class and learned you could add up the numbers three different ways and get three different, equally valid answers. That is not math! But it's getting hard to avoid banking terminology in today's late-stage Convergence towards … Continue reading The Libra