Buckle up for weirdness. This one starts with some Prot vs Cat but don't get distracted by it. Once the segue hits, things go screwball. [Prologue:] The American Mind frequently hosts voices that you will not hear in “mainstream” discourse. We do so in order to reveal the full panoply of the American mind, especially … Continue reading Full Metal Jacket Jesuit

I've been busy at work so this is a quick one. This guy's story is nothing special but his appearance is... fascinating. Hate Hoax: Oregon Politico Jonathan Lopez Admits He Wrote Racist Letter to Himself https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/07/08/hate-hoax-oregon-politico-jonathan-lopez-admits-he-wrote-racist-letter-to-himself/ Jonathan Lopez, an unsuccessful local candidate in Umatilla County, Oregon, has confessed to penning an anonymous racist letter to … Continue reading Physiognomy: Mexican Reptiloid

Behold Missouri's first post-police application of law enforcement! *popcorn* 19-Year-Old Allegedly Beaten at St. Louis MetroLink Station While Unarmed Guards Watched https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2020/07/04/9-year-old-allegedly-beaten-at-st-louis-metrolink-station-while-unarmed-guards-watched/ By Katherine Rodriguez, 4 July 2020 Breitbart, I know you're all lawyered up for obvious reasons but when the beating was captured on camera you can drop the "alleged". A 19-year-old woman was … Continue reading Metrolink Catfight Exposes A Taulby Roach

Exhibit #32,768 in Liberals Can't Meme: Bonus point for my reaction being pre-displayed on his hoodie! Arizona City Councilman Quotes George Floyd to Protest Masks: ‘I Can’t Breathe’ https://www.thedailybeast.com/scottsdale-city-councilman-guy-phillips-quotes-george-floyd-to-protest-masks-i-cant-breathe By Blake Montgomery, 24 June 2020 A Scottsdale, Arizona city councilman quoted George Floyd’s last words to protest against his state’s requirement to wear a mask … Continue reading Scottsdale’s Guy Phillips: I Can’t Breathe, Either

It took less than a month for the "unpersoned because of a 16-year-old comment" record to be doubled to "33-year old comment"... not counting Civil War generals or Mount Rushmore... but I am not sure it should be counted because this time, the target is a career PR expert. I smell a rat when somebody … Continue reading Golightly’s Going Lightly

I just had an argument with a coworker about new health restrictions for the upcoming Fourth of July weekend. He's scared of the disease and not my only such coworker. He has no reason to be. Young enough, healthy, but terrified of death. So, I write this to explain the tyranny behind it. Notice the … Continue reading Don’t Fear the Covid-19 Reaper

Browsing today's true-crime headlines pinged my pattern detector. Texas clerk dodges bullet, fatally shoots robbery suspect trying to pass counterfeit bill: police htt ps://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-houston-clerk-shoots-kills-robbery-suspect-counterfeit-bill By Danielle Wallace, 30 June 2020 A Texas corner store clerk shot and killed a robbery suspect Monday night who allegedly first fired at him after trying to pass a counterfeit … Continue reading Floyd’s Other Shoe

How typical... so tiresomely typical... that modern Christianity can't pass up any chance for a guilt trip. I'll spice it up by channeling George Orwell. To misquote a truism, 1984 is now. Evangelical scholars sign statement condemning racism as 'contrary to Scripture' https://www.christianpost.com/news/evangelical-scholars-sign-statement-condemning-racism-as-contrary-to-scripture.html Two dozen evangelical scholars have released a joint statement condemning racism as … Continue reading The Evangelical Statement of False Guilt

Many people have recently purchased their first firearm. Welcome into the fold! but for the love of your souls and your insurance premiums, spend a day or two at the range as quickly as you can before carrying a firearm into high-risk situations. This tale of a Nashville liquor store owner is full of learning … Continue reading Grandma Likes Her New Gun

This isn't the day that basic math will save your life, but it is a day that basic math will explain the otherwise curious behavior of Los Angeles' Sheriff Villanueva. LA County Sheriff to Increase Concealed Permit Issuance by 400 Percent https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/06/24/la-county-sheriff-to-increase-concealed-permit-issuance-by-400-percent/ By Awr Hawkins, 24 June 2020 Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva revealed … Continue reading Your Gun-Toting Math Teacher Is Not Impressed