How To Win Public Office On $200 Or Less

As Dark Helmet said in the movie Spaceballs, “Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb”. This ‘heroic, sensational’ Cuckservative didn’t even make it into political office before begging mercy from the enemies of America.

‘I feel like throwing up’: GOP trucker who defeated Democrat NJ senate president with $200 campaign admits to being overwhelmed by his victory and meets with Muslim leaders to apologize for calling Prophet Muhammad a ‘pedophile’

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By Brian Steiglitz, 11 November 2021

You make me feel like puking, too, Ed. How did you not see this coming? With a spine like yours, how do you even stand upright?

A New Jersey trucker who shot to a shock victory in the state’s senatorial elections has told of his shock at winning, as he met with Muslim leaders to apologize for a 2019 tweet calling the Prophet Mohammed a ‘pedophile.’

Ed Durr, 58, who claimed to have spent less than $200 on a campaign that ousted one of the most powerful political figures in New Jersey politics, spoke to reporters after Democrat favorite and incumbent Steve Sweeney conceded the race on Wednesday.

Durr, who is a Republican, said, ‘I feel like I’m about to throw up. This is all new to me. It’s all overwhelming, but I am very happy that the voters selected me. I’m going to earn that vote and I’m going to prove them right.’

Yay ‘Murica! We’re throwing the bums out at last! Build the Wall! Drain the… too late, never mind.

After [digging up a tweet dated September 2019 calling Islam a false religion and Mohammed a pedophile] following his election win, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) called on Durr to either denounce Islamophobia or resign as senator. Durr met with leaders from CAIR’s New Jersey chapter on Wednesday night for two hours, after which he addressed his tweet in a news conference, ABC 6 reported.

‘I stand against Islamophobia and all forms of hate and do commit to that,’ he said. Asked what he was thinking when he made the tweet, Durr said ‘I could not recall. I don’t even remember what I had for dinner last week.’

Ed Durr, you represent everything wrong with modern America… particularly its attention span. You are a disgrace to your people, your ancestors and your own, yellow gizzard. The Senate will be a natural fit for you because selling out your constituents already is.

Dailymail went ahead and posted a bunch of Ed’s other, potentially offensive social media posts. I approve because it’ll work to defuse all the other blackmail that Globohomo has waiting to unleash upon Eddie’s tender, virgin backside. Which answers this post’s leading question. How do you, an outside underdog, win elected office in an age of rigged elections, on a shoestring budget? By providing huge amounts of blackmail-able material in advance. CAIR didn’t break a sweat when they broke Ed to his leash.

We ain’t voting our way out of this.

Durr acknowledged his social media posts in a news conference following Sweeney’s concession and said, ‘You get behind the keyboard, you don’t see a person and you don’t consider the other person. I just wrote something that I don’t mean to offend anybody.’

“I didn’t mean to offend anybody when I called Mohammed a pedophile! I didn’t even realize that the other people on the Internet are people! Everybody should be free to worship whatever they think God is, any way they want!”

He continued, ‘I support everybody’s right to worship in any manner they choose and to worship the God of their choice. I support all people and I support everybody’s rights. That’s what I am here to do, work for the people and support their rights,’

There’s no such thing as a “God of your choice”. Perhaps that is why Mohammed couldn’t be bothered to practice the religion he founded? Because Islam’s founder knew Islam was a lie? He *is* the one who would have known….

I once heard a joke, that the way to get elected in modern America is to take pictures of yourself ‘loving a child’ and mailing the negatives to Soros. Ed “Durrp” did the next best thing.

He’s a disgrace even to New Jersey.

6 thoughts on “How To Win Public Office On $200 Or Less

  1. ”Cuckservative!”
    NOW I remember why GUNNER,RAY&GBFM was such a force for good&decency at DAL’rock back in the day!

    THANKS GUNNER for reminding me of pre-wuflu times dude!

    &lest I be accused of partiality!



  2. The Right finally gets a foot in the door and what do they do? Cut off their own feet while apologizing for being alive.

    Shaky Ed didn’t even get a chance to cuck ‘n grovel before the Femfascists. The Muzzies got to him first.

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  3. Any chance that ol’ Eddie is a “Manchurian Candidate” who got funding from Deep State sources to pretend to be a grassroots populist while campaigning, only to shed the skinsuit and show his true colors once elected? Seriously, NOBODY can campaign on a few hundred (or even a few thousand) dollars and succeed against the machine. In light of Eddie’s cucking, this whole reeks like the Fulton Street Fish Market. What better way to demoralize the Deplorables than to co-opt “their” candidate for office?

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  4. It’s Eddie’s third try for state government so he isn’t quite the newbie that the headlines say. But the better question might be what the Elites thought of Sweeney. Per wikipedia,

    Sweeney had been widely viewed as a top contender for the 2017 gubernatorial election to succeed Governor Chris Christie. On October 6, 2016, Sweeney announced his intention not to run for the Democratic nomination for governor in 2017.

    Sweeney won re-election to a sixth term in 2017, defeating Salem County Republican Chairman Fran Grenier in the largest electoral victory of his career, 59%–41%.The election is considered to be the most expensive state legislative race in U.S. history. Due to prior conflicts with Sweeney, the New Jersey Education Association, which typically backs Democratic candidates, controversially endorsed Grenier and spent millions of dollars in attack ads against Sweeney.

    During Christie’s tenure as Governor, Sweeney was the lead advocate of legislation to raise taxes on millionaires. Christie vetoed such legislation on five occasions. After Democrat Phil Murphy became Governor, Democrats backed off the legislation, with Sweeney saying, “This state is taxed out. If you know anything about New Jersey, they’re just weary of the taxes.”

    In December 2018, Sweeney led efforts to change the New Jersey constitution so that it entrenched the gerrymandering of New Jersey districts. The efforts were condemned by national Democrats such as former Attorney General Eric Holder, as well as by New Jersey governor Phil Murphy.

    Sounds like Sweeney had become too powerful for the tastes of certain people. Eric Holder in particular, is Team Obama which currently rules the Federal gov’t. While Ed Durr disgraced himself with the speed of his capitulation, a newbie would inevitably have been easier to control than a longtime operative going off the plantation.

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