*GunnerQ scans the daily crime headlines* Police officer overdoses on fentanyl during vehicle search, saved by Narcan It happens, man. Gotta wear gloves these days. Doctors claim it was just a panic attack because fentanyl can't do that. Eh? Cop was male... male cops don't have panic attacks. Don't believe the DEA and CDC. The … Continue reading The Link Between Fentanyl and Havana Syndrome Is… PANIC!

To celebrate Halloween this year, I shall burn a witch on my blog. Some people think it's is a dying holiday but me, I'm expecting Halloween to go 24-7 in the near future. If you eat beef while reading this then you can watch her burn at the steak! BRING FORTH THE SACRIFICE!!! *forklift makes … Continue reading Halloween Fat Shaming: the Unfit Christian!

I've had an issue with civilization for years, an issue shared by many people: *I DON'T KNOW!* Too much info! Do you REALLY know how your computer works? How to tell if it's spying on you? Are you sufficiently proficient in still-experimental mRNA replication biomechanics and statistical p-value analysis to decide for yourself if the … Continue reading Apologetic TMI: A Response To Wintery Knight

One hears many musings about Civil War 2 these days, but here's my issue with the concept: you need a government to wage a war. I'm not aware of any instance in history when a group of ordinary guys got together, decided they'd had enough and walked away from their day jobs for months of … Continue reading Brawndo Declares War On Texas

Fake rape hysteria, often used as a precursor in the illicit manufacture of Narratives, is taking on a disturbingly familiar, pointy shape. 'Needle Spiking' of Women in Britain Stirs Alarm Over New Kind of Assault h ttps://news.yahoo.com/needle-spiking-women-britain-stirs-141238405.html By Megan Specia and Isabella Kwai for the New York Slimes, 23 October 2021 NOTTINGHAM, England — Lizzie … Continue reading College Girls Develop A Syringe Fantasy

Don't worry, the Chinaballs haven't reached my brainpan yet. They hopefully won't reach Kristen's any time soon, either, because she is resourceful and courageous! I found this article by wondering how the Left is reacting to the flood of religious exemptions. Amazingly, all that I found on Lefty news was legit! They've been caught by … Continue reading The First Righteous Pastorette

You've heard it stated before that feminism is a death cult. Sure, it drives women to hate men and men to cut their wangs off in response, and the birth rate craters as a direct and intended result, but two recent pieces of Commiefornia legislation will prove it like you've never seen before! Alas, both … Continue reading Girls Just Wanna Have Fun… In Traffic

Several of my friends are getting hit with the vaxx mandates. You know what? I'm willing to do a miniseries on Covid Mandate Horror Stories if my readers are willing to submit (even more) content. Today, let's slam on "Pastor Bob" from the Cult Of Nice. Context is that "Dennis" asked his longtime pastor for … Continue reading The Cult Of Nice Cucks On the Clot Shot

This is a case of the Left protesting entirely too much. News-Illiterate Cops Order Air Hunt for 'Antifa' Citing Neo-Nazi Rumors That Triggered Armed Mobs h ttps://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/news-illiterate-cops-order-air-hunt-for-antifa-citing-neo-nazi-rumors-that-triggered-armed-mobs/ar-AANEHEa By Dell Cameron (for Gizmodo?), 24 August 2021 Screenshots of two rambling social media posts—one from Facebook, one from Instagram—form the sum total of the evidence police used … Continue reading City Of Redding Dodged A Party Bus

Looks like the cat's out of the bag now. I got a new education when my spine went sideways and I began using chiropractors. Turns out, there's a lot of animosity between Establishment medicine and chiropractic. It's no wonder! The Establishment has your body all figured out, you see. You're not a person; you're a … Continue reading The Secret, Beautiful Underworld Of Chiropractic