No-Mask Outrage Porn Post!

I don’t normally do social media outrage porn; bad movies on the Syfy channel were the all-time nadir of my cultural diet; but this is a good occasion, Glenn Beck made it easy and you can add your own at the end! Because nobody listens to you on Twatter except bots, Feebs and blue-haired ovoid things.

President Biden gets blasted for new ‘rule’ on COVID-19 vaccinations and masks: ‘Kindly, screw off’

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By Paul Sacca, 14 May 2021, who categorized this as news not op-ed.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention finally eased indoor face mask requirements on Thursday. The new CDC guidance allows vaccinated Americans to not have to wear masks outdoor and in most indoor settings. Following the announcement, President Joe Biden issued his own new “rule” about face masks and coronavirus vaccinations, which caused a stir on social media, and many lambasted the order as “authoritarian.”

It may have been one of his trans-female SJW interns who issued the tweet. Nothing reported, it’s just me noticing that it doesn’t sound as polished as his handlers usually are. Trump’s female staffers were big-chested and long-haired and filed lawsuits against him just to be noticed and groped again.

The mind recoils in horror, to imagine Biden’s nonbinary New Normal office staff. The need for paper bags over their heads could explain much about Biden’s enthusiasm for multiple-masking. All politics is local, y’know!

The official Twitter account for President Biden posted a video calling for Americans to get “vaxxed or masked,” and had the caption: “Folks, if you’re fully vaccinated — you no longer need to wear a mask. If you’re not vaccinated yet — go to http://vaccines.gov to find a shot, and mask up until you’re fully vaccinated.”

That sounds like Creepy Joe.

The Twitter account for President Biden also posted a proclamation, “The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. The choice is yours.”

That… not so much. Anyway, cheerleader time!

BlazeTV host Glenn Beck hurled back, “Hey #POTUS – the rule is simple. Kindly, screw off. You will find the rules in a little read document called ‘the constitution’. The sequel is even better. You can find it on line under ‘The Bill of Rights’. You and your authoritarian pals will find it a quick read.”

Properly dismissive but not hard-hitting. 5/10

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-K.Y.) countered the president on Twitter, “Show us in the Constitution where you have this power Mr @POTUS. (You don’t).”

Massie tell it like it is! 8/10

Rep. Paul Gosar (R- Ariz.) stated, “Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants.”

Okay, Boomer. 1/10

Rep. Justin Amash (I-Mich.) retorted, “Requirement to do one or the other of two things demanded by another person, against your will, is not called a choice; it’s called coercion, and we reject it in a free society.”

Mansplaining. 3/10

Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-Wis.) reacted by saying, “No. 1) The federal government can’t force you to wear a mask until you’re vaccinated, 2) it would also have no way of tracking vaccinations, and 3) this doesn’t account for natural antibodies.”

More mansplaining? 3/10

BlazeTV host Chad Prather fired back, “Eat shit, Adolph.”

 Cutting deep with minimal effort! 9/10

Donald Trump Jr tweeted, “Um, team Biden, Joe somehow got a hold of his Twitter account and is talking all crazy again.”

Ooh, this might even be true! 10/10

Actor Rob Schneider snapped back, “The rule is even simpler, YOU are an elected official of a Republic, not a doctor or Russian Czar, therefore it is the citizens who will make THEIR OWN HEALTH DECISIONS FOR THEMSELVES AND FOR THEIR FAMILIES. The CHOICE IS INDEED FOR EACH AND EVERY FREE AMERICAN AS THEY SEE FIT!”

Biden stole the election, Rob. Don’t give that pretender legitimacy. And we haven’t had a republic since the War Of Northern Aggression. 0/10

Conservative comedians the Hodge Twins pointed out, “Choice is a decision between a several options. An ultimatum is a final demand of terms, the rejection of which will result in retaliation or a breakdown in relations. Dictators and their sheep usually can’t tell the difference because you’re idiots.”

Effective but wordy. 6/10.

Conservative activist Scott Presler explained, “The rule is simple: the government has no authority to tell me how to live as a private citizen & I’m not forced to disclose my health. We can defeat this authoritarian gov’t by electing more leaders, like Ron DeSantis.”

We’re not electing our way out of this, Scott. 0/10 Epstein didn’t kill himself but Biden DID elect himself. 7/10

Sebastian Gorka, the former deputy assistant to former President Donald Trump, quipped, “My body. My choice buster.”

Abortion rhetoric is a good choice. 8/10

Cultural critic James Lindsay replied, “We have replaced ‘mean’ tweets with nakedly authoritarian ones. This is fine.”

6/10 Should be in a meme.

Mediaite senior columnist John Ziegler responded by saying, “If Trump had been pro-mask from the start & said this now, the woke crowd would be taking to the streets. This is clearly a move to help the mask cult accept this new edict by making them feel better knowing they can still feel morally superior to, & be allowed to shame, others.”

Don’t remind me that the Trump admin was the one to start this Plandemic. 1/10

One commenter added, “You nor the government have any sort of authority to force me or any other person for that matter to wear a mask. Plain and simple. Time for bed Joe.”

Functional but without feeling. 4/10

Another person noted, “Biden is vocally tougher on unvaccinated Americans than terrorists who hacked American infrastructure.”

A solid 7/10.

A Twitter user joked, “I ‘identify’ as someone who is vaccinated.”

Will use myself! 9/10

There we have it folks, Team Trump may have SNAFU’d its Presidency but they’re always a tough act on the populist circuit.

GunnerQ said “Your mouth is writing checks that your vegetable can’t cash. Eat a dick!”

3 thoughts on “No-Mask Outrage Porn Post!

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  2. I like this rob schenider better than all that the rob-meister becomes an animal films from twenty years ago!Where has this rob schenider been at all these years?This one could host SNL &we’d all watch one more snl episode,right?

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