I always wondered about how in Genesis 3, Eve got the command about fruit-touching wrong. Gen. 3:13 “Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?” The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”
There was no command against touching it. My takeaway was that women are more interested in pleasing her master than following (or remembering) the rules. Which brings us to an entertaining “wife” of NBC-FAUCI News.
Entertaining as in “world-sized dumpster fire of total bullshit now made mandatory”.
CDC updates: Wear a mask while exercising indoors at gyms
By Zoe Malin, Shop TODAY, 9 March 2021
Exciting news! I had no idea that I was supposed to wear a face diaper for the last year of “fifteen days” while grunting out sets in the gym, indoors like a cave-man! /sarc /sarc /SARC
…Wait… *checks byline and url* What is going on here?
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Whaaat? Is this the news channel or the shopping channel?
Zoe Malin is a digital editorial intern for NBC News Shopping.
And I thought the Jesuit midget was scary. So, what does Mizz Shopping Intern have to say about medical quarantine guidelines?
The face masks from brand HALOLIFE just became some of the first to get certified, proven to meet the first ever standard for reusable face masks from ASTM International, which released those specifications last month. The standard established best practices for manufacturing face masks, a dire need in the face mask space, according to experts we consulted throughout 2020 and into 2021.
heaven er, Science! They finally figured out the correct kind of mask for us to wear only a year after we were ordered to wear masks that work, and DID work per medical bureaucrats at the time. I realize that face mask technology is a !SCIENCE! less than a year old, asbestos safety and clean rooms not being “sciences”, but if Marxist bureaucrats aren’t telling us what the latest fashions are then the intern reading Cosmo at her desk is.
When artist and entrepreneur Zen Player first visited Bali in 1996, he fell in love with its people and their vibrant creativity. Inspired by this spirit, he started a business there, designing clothing and carry-packs with traditional batik and ikat woven fabrics. Ten years later, he partnered with his good friend and angel investor, Roger Davis, to create the world’s first organic fashion facemask to help tourists and expats look cool…
So yeah, this company’s product is designer trendy facewear. Zoe is just shilling for them.
…and be protected from Bali’s pervasive pollution.
The next time somebody points out that Asians wear masks all the time voluntarily, you should point out why.
Originally hand-made with organic cotton, modal, bamboo and other fabrics, the masks were instantly popular with the “yoga jet-set crowd,” known for riding scooters, which exposed them to exhaust, smoke, dust, and odors. But it took the eruption of Mt. Agung in 2017 sending a plume of toxic silica ash over Bali, and subsequent choking forest fires in Australia and California, to prove the mask’s effectiveness.
Speaking for California, we didn’t notice. Nothing Bali does to us will matter in comparison with the brute squad out of Berkeley.
Zen followed Jason back to California in early February as the deadly [chinaballs] spread into Italy and greater Europe. Together with Roger they invited two other trusted former colleagues, Christapher C. Cogswell and Keith N. Anderson – both seasoned entrepreneurs with crucial, complimentary skills and successful track records – to join their bid to secure investment in launching a bold new company, HALOLIFE.
Keith was originally brought on as CFO originally to specifically drive the fundraising efforts. He was able to secure an investment from a long time friend, Bill Allen, co-owner of i-team Global http://www.i-teamglobal.com. The I stands for “Inquire – Inspire – Innovate” and TEAM stands for – “Together Everybody Achieves More”. Keith was later made CEO to steer the company in launching commercially with the new ShopifyPlus eCommerce platform being developed with the funding.
HALOLIFE’s owner is an anagram of buzzwords? The red flags just keep getting bigger.
The masks costs $30 each. Mine were a three-pack for $10.
Researchers urged gyms to require patrons wear masks during exercise and…
SHUT UP! Your kind have only been constantly screaming these exact warnings at me for a year and a half! If you don’t have anything new to say then just shut up!
It’s best to avoid the showers if possible, since you can’t get masks wet — otherwise they lose their efficacy. If you need to shower at the gym, shower as quickly as possible and only remove your mask when your face and head is going to get wet.
That’s… new. It’s certainly not official guidelines, and it better not. The “keep your face covered in between bites of food” was adopted by the TSA but civil disobedience against it was so severe that when I traveled by air last week, nobody did it while the PA system looped through a long litany of threats for noncompliance.
So, there you have it. NBC’s interns are now giving medical advice mixed in with their infomercials. Place your bets: next week, will the CDC require face masks in the shower in between mouth-washings?