Ding Dong, the Corpse Is Dead!

I was expecting an “October Surprise” but not in the form of somebody unplugging Ruth Ginsberg’s power cord. Don’t tell me that she just happened to croak six weeks before the 2020 election. Not that I mind, of course. Death would have been her righteous fate anyway. To celebrate, I will fisk CNN!

CNN: Ruth Bader Ginsburg enjoying fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife

htt ps://genesiustimes.com/cnn-ruth-bader-ginsburg-enjoying-fiery-but-mostly-peaceful-afterlife/

By Exavier Saskagoochie, 18 September 2020

(CNN) Ruth Bader Ginsburg, champion of abortion rights who died on Friday is enjoying a fiery but mostly peaceful afterlife, the court said.

Ginsburg, a lifelong champion of killing babies before they had a chance to breathe and a fierce advocate for gender equality, died “surrounded by her family at her home in Washington, D.C., due to complications of metastatic pancreas cancer.”

Not COVID-19?

She died “surrounded by her handlers”, more likely. It must be very awkward to be the child of a mother so lacking in parental instinct that her life’s work is justifying the murder of babies like you for the sake of Mommy’s convenience.

Adding how RBG was one step away from death for many months… accounts differ on which side of death… her family probably were the last to know or care.

Despite her diminutive stature, Ginsburg held many firsts for the court. Many people didn’t know that not only was Ginsburg the first woman to sit on the Supreme Court (appointed in 1876), but she was also the first gay Latinx to preside over the important branch.

She was also the first Supreme Court justice to win a rap battle, beating Eminem in 2003 under the pseudonym Notorious RBG.

A CNN report concluded that Hell is 93% peaceful and only 7% of the underworld consists of fiery butt rape.

“It’s really not that bad here,” Ginsburg said as a frozen fire engulfed her face. “The people are actually nicer than people in Washington and there are two Starbucks on every corner!”

“Everybody I know is here!”

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, who hailed Ginsburg as “a champion for justice” and “a trailblazer for women, tweeted, “The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.”

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell replied, “Yeah, we’re not going to wait four years for that.”

That’s the motivation for her murder, of course. Uniting behind Joe Biden is not working out for the Democrats…

…so they offed RBG to unite the Left behind the prospect of putting another feminist on the SCOTUS or at least, revenging themselves on Orange Man. 

Because the one single issue uniting all Socialists, Satanists, Jews, Blacks, agnostics and lukewarm faith practitioners everywhere… is Roe V Wade.

3 thoughts on “Ding Dong, the Corpse Is Dead!

  1. I wouldn’t say that blacks support Roe v. Wade. Black leaders who receive money from the Establishment support Roe. But many ordinary blacks (and black nationalists) think abortion is a conspiracy to genocide blacks.

    Like

  2. “But many ordinary blacks (and black nationalists) think abortion is a conspiracy to genocide blacks.”

    They’re right and the conspiracy is called Planned Parenthood. I haven’t seen those clinics protested yet but hear that many of the new gun owners are blacks who realize the government is not at all their friend.

    It hasn’t escaped notice that many BLM protests are surprisingly short of the B.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s