Confusion Of the Lambs

What can a Woke girl do when she wants a normal man without crossing the Narrative? The Red Pill memes are strong with this one!

I’m a Heterosexual Woman Who’s Politically Opposed to Heterosexuality: Who do I date?

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By Rich Juzwiak, 27 January 2020

This is a weirdo-sex advice column but I’ll edit it to ensure safety for work.

Dear How to Do It,

I’m a cis woman in kind of a classic millennial sex pickle: I’m really repelled by heterosexuality politically and personally, but I’m also really into [normal sex].

Don’t fight the inevitable, Barbie. Leave your life of sin, get pregnant by a healthy, normal man and get busy in the kitchen. You’ll be happy. Your single mother will hate you for being happy. And your government will try to bribe you back into the crab bucket of man-hating misery.

I’ve been thinking maybe I should look for bi dudes/ bicurious gay dudes, but I am not sure how best to do that.

Tell then you have AIDS. They’ll get excited.

Rich, what would you think of a woman being on Grindr? I do want to be respectful of gay men’s spaces and not horn in where I’m not welcome, but I really would love to find a vers guy with queer politics who would be up for casually dating a woman. What do you think? If you were me, where would you look?

She thinks about taming the unicorn. While casual conversation will work because of a shared interest in pickles, her ultimate situation will be less rewarding.

“I’m not into you.”

“Are you gay or something?”


Dear Radical,

I’m not sure I’d call this a “classic millennial sex pickle…”

We are in agreement.

…and I’d like to hear more about your particular flavor of self-flagellating dick politics…

She’s clearly been raised to deny her natural instincts. Perversion has been forced upon her from every direction yet in the final analysis, God wired her to be one gender and not another.

Sad to watch. She’s not yet at the slut event horizon… the searing of her conscience beyond redemption… but it won’t be long now.

…but I’ll answer the question you actually asked. A general rule of thumb that I wish more people followed is: If you enter a space as someone who is not a member of the demographic for which said space was established, you should behave yourself. Don’t try to make something that has been designed to be not about you about you. The world is not your bachelorette party. So if you must go the route of using digital spaces dominated by men seeking men, as a cis woman with (no offense?) ostensibly hetero desires, don’t bother people.

Surprisingly decent advice. “Don’t do female territory marking.”

Also be prepared to have your profile deleted. I actually have seen cis, hetero women on Grindr and the like before, and whenever I do, I think, “Well, she’s not gonna last.” And she doesn’t.

Even the gay sex advice columnist fell into the classic, Original Sin trap of not being able to tell a woman No. Hardwiring, I tell ye.

No, Barbie, the fags don’t want you walking in and asking for a straight guy.

Some gay and even bi men might admonish you for even trying your hand at the gay grid (and may get pissed at me for not scolding you for wanting to do so), but we must acknowledge that it’s not just a space for queer men anymore.

Amazing. The male desire to cuck for women is so strong that these queers would have to be more hetero to remain homo.

If you’re in a major metropolitan area, you’re better off going to queer parties, even queer sex parties (if you think you’d be into that), where the identification boundaries tend to bleed into each other and a real anything-goes spirit pervades.

Such is the spirit of this age and the logical conclusion of redefining gender to mean literally anything… anything except man and wife.

Barbie is not going to find Normal amidst the rebellion against Normal’s Creator.

Something you should keep in mind is that pursuing guys who share your interest in dick will hardly weed out jerks. There are a lot of shitty men who identify as gay and bi, and their queerness doesn’t automatically absolve them of misogyny.

Jerk = misogyny = patriarchy = husband, but a husband is what she wants and can’t admit.

In fact, the misogyny in some of these dudes is compounded by a perceived lack of use for women. At least straight guys will pretend to be civilized for the sake of getting laid. Ultimately, I feel like you’re going to end up with some big-dicked puppy dog of a straight guy who’s read some theory here and there, anyway?

Some Red Pill kind of theory! Give in to your natural desire for a pickle, Barbie, and reject the siren call of Satan’s Herd. Submitting to a husband will be the best decision you ever make.

2 thoughts on “Confusion Of the Lambs

  1. Im am nowhere near being an ally or a part of LGBTwhatever but I had been reliably told that most gay guys arent exactly the most friendly when it comes to women. And it was even “more funny” when lesbians/straight women both found out how much contempt that many gay men had for them. (Try us vs them level, bitchy cat fight level shit, told to me by a coworker that went to a drag show then saw drag queens fight actual women)

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  2. I guess we should thank this train wreck of a woman for tattooing a HAZMAT symbol on herself. So far, through the company she likes to keep, she has been courteous enough to minimize the risk of any normal men coming into contact with her and getting involved in what would be life-destroying disaster of a relationship.


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