Physiognomy: Mexican Reptiloid

I’ve been busy at work so this is a quick one. This guy’s story is nothing special but his appearance is… fascinating.

Hate Hoax: Oregon Politico Jonathan Lopez Admits He Wrote Racist Letter to Himself

Jonathan Lopez, an unsuccessful local candidate in Umatilla County, Oregon, has confessed to penning an anonymous racist letter to himself last month, police revealed this weekend.

Lopez, who is of Latino heritage, claimed to have discovered a letter addressed to him filled with racist slurs on June 23, which reportedly included the warning that he and other “Mexicans” were “not welcome here,” according to KEPR-TV. However, he has now fessed up to being the author of the hateful message, the East Oregonian reports.

“The time spent on this fictitious claim means time lost on other matters, not to mention it needlessly adds to the incredible tension that exists in our nation today,” Hermiston Police Chief Jason Edmiston told the newspaper.

“Our investigation has shown that Mr. Lopez wrote the letter himself and made false statements to the police and on social media,” Edmiston wrote. “The end result is a verbal and written admission by Mr. Lopez that the letter was fabricated.”

It’s a legitimate hate crime and I think he should be hanged for it together with all the other Not-Sees. Or in his case, Cannot-Unsee-s.

He said the case would be forwarded to the Umatilla County District Attorney’s office for review for initiating a false report, a Class A misdemeanor in Oregon.

Lopez shared a picture of the letter to his Facebook page and has since deleted it. “Don’t waste your time trying to become anything in this county,” it said. “[W]e will make sure you never win and your family suffers along with all the other f–king Mexicans in the area!”

In his comments on the purported hate mail, Lopez claimed that he “holds no resentment for whomever wrote this.”

It’s true!

“I’m just simply heartbroken for the lack of knowledge, education, and respect missing,” he stated. “I pray for you and wish you prosperity in your life.”

Sounds legit. If I had his level of self-respect… falsifying a hate crime against myself because nobody liked me enough to give me the worldly power I deserve more than the natives… I’d be heartbroken, too. Not to mention his “knowledge” suggesting he could possibly get away with this.

Lopez lost a primary election for a seat on the Umatilla County Board of Commissioners in May 2020.

Attempts by The Associated Press to reach Lopez were not successful. He told the East Oregonian that he meant to speak with Edmiston about racism in Umatilla County and use the letter as an example of the type of racism people experience.

Pathological liar confirmed, no need for face reading.


12 thoughts on “Physiognomy: Mexican Reptiloid

  1. In current day day America .. the demand of racism is greater than its supply .. (of course it has always been this way).

    To which this schmuck said ..
    It’s just not fair other people get away with fake hate crimes!

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  2. I had one black friend tell me that he has to look to see the racism. My thought being, if you have to look for it, then it must not be significant if it does exist, and it probably does not exist.

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  3. So if the dickhead wrote a racist letter to HIMSELF, it sounds to me like that’s tantamount to an invitation to anyone else who cares to send one to write racist letters to him.

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  4. The daily search for racism, the hourly accusations of racism, have reached pathological levels.

    Yesterday, some C-list actress, Naya Rivera, apparently died in a boating accident. Authorities suspended the search for her last night, presuming her dead. Fans on social media are hysterically screaming that, had Rivera been white, the search would not have been suspended:

    Fans of Naya Rivera are lashing out at California authorities for suspending their search overnight for the missing actress, claiming that if she were white — like “Glee” co-star Lea Michele — they’d still be looking.

    Rivera, 33, vanished from a boat on Lake Piru Wednesday afternoon during an outing with her 4-year-old son, Josey. She is presumed dead.


  5. My response would be (re: stopping search as racist) ..

    “If she had a husband around to stop her froming doing stupid chit .. she would still be alive.”

    OR ..

    “Our bodies .. Our choice!”


  6. “If she had a husband around to stop her froming doing stupid chit .. she would still be alive.”

    Of course, Naya Rivera was a Strong, Independent, Single Mom.

    I wondered, why was she not wearing a life vest? I doubt she had, otherwise she would not have drowned.

    I also wondered, when her 4-year-old son was found alone in the tiny boat, out in the lake (she’d apparently left him alone in the boat), was he wearing a life vest? News reports don’t say.


  7. First female Green Beret:

    A female soldier on Thursday became the first to join the Green Berets after a years long effort to get women into front line combat jobs. …

    Lt. Gen. Fran Beaudette, commander of Army Special Operations Command, presided over the ceremony and proclaimed for the first time, that ‘our Green Beret men and women will forever stand in the hearts of free people everywhere’. …

    Social distancing was practiced during the ceremony, due to the coronanvirus pandemic. …


  8. Dear Matt:

    You are the sexiest man alive. All women are jonesing for you. Let us run away together. I have huge fake breasts and a runaway sex drive. I want to have your mistake children.

    Love Always,

    Insert Woman’s Name Here (aka fake letter from Mogadishu Matt)

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