I can only post this link and blame ABC News. Possible NSFW.
Edit: I can’t resist.
“Not tonight, Harry. I have a podcast on feminine hygiene.”
“But Harry, you knew I was a menstrual model when we got married! Having a child now would ruin my career! I can’t pretend to be on the rag while pregnant!”
“It’s like an orgasm, honey. You can fake it and only I will ever know. Most women get fat after the marriage ceremony anyway.”
“I’m on the pill, Harry. The hemophilia pill. There’s an exhibition coming up.”
*Meghan lies on her back and thinks of India.*