Mr. Trump, There’s A Better Way to Screw California

Understandably frustrated at the statewide breakout of Trump Derangement Syndrome, Trump warns he’s considering pulling federal law enforcement out of California:

“If we ever pulled our ICE out, and we ever said, ‘Hey, let California alone, let them figure it out for themselves,’ in two months they’d be begging for us to come back. They would be begging. And you know what, I’m thinking about doing it,” the president [said].”

No, Mr. President, that’s what Commiefornia wants. You can’t win by doing what your enemy wants you to. They won’t even realize, should you carry out your threat, that there’s even a correlation between “fewer cops” and the new crime wave.

That’s because California’s leaders aren’t human beings. They’re human parasites. Parasites understand only one thing, their stomach. The needs of the moment.

So, that’s how you hurt them. You starve them. You pull them off their host.

Instead of calling Homeland Security and telling them to shut down California operations, call the Treasury and tell them to stop sending welfare checks and other transfer payments to California’s residents.

The first month those welfare checks don’t come, liberals will LOSE THEIR SHIT. I’m talking full-on psychotic episodes in the halls of power.

The second month those welfare checks don’t come, the National Guard will be deployed to stop the rioting in all the bastions of Leftism. Illegals will start migrating to ICE offices asking for bus tickets to the border.

The third month those welfare checks don’t come, the leaders of Commiefornia will either be seeking asylum in China or dead at the hands of their parasitic constituents.

And look, you’ll have tens of billions of extra dollars in the Treasury!

Best of all, you won’t be punishing the innocents of California for the crimes of the guilty.


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